Realism vs. Optimism

Is is really possible to have viewed every website in existence? I know its not, but recently at my not-so-interesting day job, I have acquired the bad habit of surfing during breaks...surfing ad-nauseum.

After pillaging through every bookmarked blog of interest, crappy gossip blog, cute animal site and every online newspaper, I find myself staring at the screen with great contention. Not only have I become accustomed (and addicted) to checking my email every 34 seconds, but I can actually feel the shape of my ass slowly slipping into that not-so-attractive pancake butt that I despise.